Boring Bloke In Comments Section Actually Is Great Fun At Parties
A boring bloke from the comments section of a Facebook post has been revealed as being “great fun” at parties, despite what his online persona and other commenters suggest. Matthew Reilly, a reported...
View ArticleCercle To Live Stream DJ Set From Your Mum’s House
The internet’s best-known streamer of DJ sets from random locations, Cercle, have announced that their next venture will see them live streaming from your mum’s house. Reports suggest that the live...
View ArticleWhatever Happens In Amsterdam No Longer Stays In Amsterdam Thanks To Facebook...
A newly published report has found that “whatever happens in Amsterdam no longer stays in Amsterdam”, thanks to the emergence of Facebook Live and other live streaming option on various social media...
View ArticleMan Suffers Third Degree Burns To Hands After Excessive Use Of Fire Emoji
A man has been hospitalised with third-degree burns to his hands after excessive use of the fire emoji caused his mobile phone to burst into flames. Paul Sanderson, who was reportedly “lit to bits”...
View ArticleConspiracy Theorist Claims Moby’s Head Is Flat
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best known for being the “ugly sibling”...
View ArticleWoman Hopes To Someday Be As Happy As She Appears On Instagram
Rachael Patterson, a twenty-four-year-old, recently sat down with Wunderground to discuss her life’s aspiration of being as happy as she appears on Instagram. “If you scroll through my Instagram my...
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London Metropolitan Police Hire 12 Year Old Emoji Code Cracker
London Metropolitan Police has announced the immediate hiring of an expert emoji code breaker, in the form of a twelve-year-old girl from Dunstable. According to sources within the Police, Tracy...
View ArticleNew Drug Replicates Feeling Of Getting 100 Likes On Facebook
A new party drug has been sweeping festivals and clubs this summer that induces the feelings of euphoria and satisfaction one associates with a Facebook post getting 100 likes. One festival goer...
View ArticleInstagram Announce Plans To “Ban Uglies”
In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include “mingers and munters” but surprisingly not...
View ArticleWatching Netflix Drug Documentaries Increase Likeliness Of Getting On The Bag...
According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A recent influx of documentaries and...
View ArticleBrian Harvey Advised Not To Take Kiki Challenge
Former East 17 singer Brian Harvey has been strongly advised against taking the Kiki challenge by a number of his closest friends. Harvey, who was seriously injured after running over himself in his...
View ArticleMan’s Tinder Matches Up 1000% After Uploading Pic With Puppy
A man’s Tinder matches have increased by almost 1000% after he uploaded a picture of himself holding a cute little puppy. Steven Jones, a twenty-eight-year-old “pussy hound” from Cardiff, Wales, claims...
View ArticleWorld Greatest DJ Beat Matches Facebook’s Algorithm With Lil Louis’s French Kiss
The world’s greatest DJ has reportedly managed to successfully mix Facebook’s latest algorithm with Lil Louis’s timeless classic French Kiss. Brian Heffernan, a.k.a. DJ Heffin on Earth, is rumoured to...
View ArticleChecking In On Social Media Now Number One Reason For Going Out
Checking in on social media is now considered to be the number one reason for going out in adults between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five. According to the latest research, conventional reasons...
View ArticleKnife Crime Drops To Zero Thanks To YouTube Censors
YouTube has reportedly saved the lives of countless young people by deleting thirty music videos. In what is being hailed as a masterstroke by London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, single-handedly eradicated knife...
View ArticleKinder Announce Children’s Dating App
Every child’s favourite chocolate manufacturer, Kinder, has announced that it is set to launch a brand new dating app aimed exclusively at children. Kinder CEO William Wonka-Smith claims the new dating...
View ArticleDJ Who Earns £3,000 An Hour To Play Music In Clubs Upset That He’s Not...
A DJ who earns at least three thousand pounds per hour to play music in nightclubs is said to be extremely upset because he’s not earning enough money from Spotify. Ian Barley, aka DJ Barley Davidson,...
View ArticleLast Beer At House Party Sold On eBay For £2.6m
The last bottle of beer at an English house party has reportedly sold on eBay for the princely sum of £2.6million. The bottle, a lukewarm Galahad, is believed to have been bought by an anonymous bidder...
View ArticleSmug Levels At All Time High Among People Who Didn’t Buy Bitcoin
Online reports suggest that smug levels are at an all time high among people who didn’t buy Bitcoin within the last six months. Experts claim that billions of dollars have been wiped from Bitcoin...
View ArticleFacebook Dance Music Group Now World’s Most Hostile Place
A dance music group on Facebook has been named as the world’s most hostile place in a recent survey by National Geographic. According to reports, the group, which originated in Dublin, Ireland, has...
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