Watching Netflix Drug Documentaries Increase Likeliness Of Getting On The Bag...
According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A recent influx of documentaries and...
View ArticleInstagram Announce Plans To “Ban Uglies”
In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include “mingers and munters” but surprisingly not...
View ArticleNew Drug Replicates Feeling Of Getting 100 Likes On Facebook
A new party drug has been sweeping festivals and clubs this summer that induces the feelings of euphoria and satisfaction one associates with a Facebook post getting 100 likes. One festival goer...
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London Metropolitan Police Hire 12 Year Old Emoji Code Cracker
London Metropolitan Police has announced the immediate hiring of an expert emoji code breaker, in the form of a twelve-year-old girl from Dunstable. According to sources within the Police, Tracy...
View ArticleWoman Hopes To Someday Be As Happy As She Appears On Instagram
Rachael Patterson, a twenty-four-year-old, recently sat down with Wunderground to discuss her life’s aspiration of being as happy as she appears on Instagram. “If you scroll through my Instagram my...
View ArticleConspiracy Theorist Claims Moby’s Head Is Flat
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best known for being the “ugly sibling”...
View ArticleMan Suffers Third Degree Burns To Hands After Excessive Use Of Fire Emoji
A man has been hospitalised with third-degree burns to his hands after excessive use of the fire emoji caused his mobile phone to burst into flames. Paul Sanderson, who was reportedly “lit to bits”...
View ArticleWhatever Happens In Amsterdam No Longer Stays In Amsterdam Thanks To Facebook...
A newly published report has found that “whatever happens in Amsterdam no longer stays in Amsterdam”, thanks to the emergence of Facebook Live and other live streaming option on various social media...
View ArticleCercle To Live Stream DJ Set From Your Mum’s House
The internet’s best-known streamer of DJ sets from random locations, Cercle, have announced that their next venture will see them live streaming from your mum’s house. Reports suggest that the live...
View ArticleBoring Bloke In Comments Section Actually Is Great Fun At Parties
A boring bloke from the comments section of a Facebook post has been revealed as being “great fun” at parties, despite what his online persona and other commenters suggest. Matthew Reilly, a reported...
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