Posting shuffler videos on Facebook has been revealed as one of the most effective ways to make people think you are a dickhead.
According to research, four out of five people who seen shuffler videos appear on their Facebook newsfeed considered the video’s poster to be a dickhead, while the other one in five people were most likely a shuffler or shuffle sympathiser.
“Seeing a shuffler video appear on Facebook is practically the equivalent of one of your friends giving you a good hard kick in the nuts,” claimed social media expert Terry “Hulk” Hogan. “It’s bad enough having to see these spastic legged jerk wads when you’re out clubbing but having to see them, against your will, in the comfort of your own home is totally unacceptable.”
“For me, as an over aggressive, egotistical, racist maniac, I just want to power slam people into oblivion when I see a video of someone shuffling,” continued Hogan. “But I guess for most people, who haven’t abused steroids to the point where their emotions resemble a biker gang having a paint fight in a tornado, that’s the equivalent of thinking someone is a dickhead.”
“I just wish that people would stop thinking that shuffling was cool and realise just how annoying it actually is,” said the clearly irked juice head. “If it were up to me, anyone who was seen to be shuffling, sharing videos of shuffling or supporting the art of shuffling in any way would be labelled a stupid hippy freak and sent to work, with their entire family, in a hard labour camp for the rest of their pathetic little lives. But unfortunately not everyone is as clued in as I am. Vote Trump.”
Other things which are highly effective at making people think you’re a dickhead online include, being racist, liking Justin Bieber, relentlessly posting selfies and actually being a dick head.