Man Who Commented “Darude Sandstorm” On Facebook Status Wins Comedy Writing...
A man who commented “Darude – Sandstorm” on one of his friend’s Facebook statuses has been awarded with a prestigious comedy writing award. Pete Hoffmann was presented the Thurber Prize for American...
View ArticleMan Who Just Buried Parents Not Sure Which Emoji Shows How He’s Feeling
A man who just buried both his parents is having trouble updating his social media accounts because he is unsure which emoji shows how he’s feeling. Peter Swan, who lost both of his parents last week...
View ArticleSnapChat Launch “One Eyed Ketamine” Filter
The world’s leading photography based mobile app, SnapChat, has launched a brand new “one eyed ketamine” filter. According to app developers, the latest filter on the mobile app will allow users to...
View ArticleGerry Adams Named CEO Of Resident Advisor
In a bizarre turn of events, Sinn Fein president, and hipster heartthrob, Gerry Adams has been named as the new CEO of Resident Advisor, or RA as they are more commonly known. Belfast born Adams was...
View Article48 Year Old Man Posing As 21 Year Old Girl On Tinder Not Sure Why He Can’t...
A forty eight year old man who has been posing as a twenty one year old girl on Tinder for the last six months can’t figure out why he is finding it so hard to find love. Alex Jenkins, known locally as...
View ArticleGirl Who Hashtags #GoodVibesOnly Secretly A Negative Bitch
It has been revealed that a girl who uses the hashtag #GoodVibesOnly is secretly a negative bitch. According to a family member, twenty four year old beauty therapist, Demi Hunt, is said to constantly...
View ArticleEntire World Watched On Line Stream Of Carl Cox Closing Party
The latest statistics from the internet suggest the entire world was tuned into Be-At.tv last night to watch the final installment of Carl Cox’s Music is Revolution night in Space Ibiza. According to...
View ArticleParents Constantly Posting Baby Photos To Facebook Assuming People Care
Recently new parents, James and Michelle Harding, have uploaded more than one thousand photos of their “beautiful baby boy”, Zane, to Facebook and Instagram, under the assumption their friends are...
View ArticleCrowdfunding For Drugs Website Called “Chipping In” A Huge Success
A crowdfunding website set up specifically to buy drugs, called Chipping In, has proven to be a huge success, according to Wunderground sources. Chipping In CEO Paul Esco-Barr claims that he came up...
View ArticleSmack Head Banging Up In Public Swears He’s Diabetic
An Irish smack head banging up in a public park has fooled nobody with his claims to be a diabetic, it has emerged. According to witnesses, William “Scrote” Murphy could be seen openly banging up in...
View ArticleHipster Posting “Backpacking” Images On Instagram Stuck In 9 To 5 He Hates...
Independent social media watchdog Chat Shit Get Banned, or CSGB, has today confirmed that a staggering ninety four percent of images posted by hipsters, who claim to be “adventurers”, are actually...
View ArticleMan Uses Instagram To Thank Nike For New Trainers He Spent £140 On
A man has taken to Instagram to thank Nike for his new running trainers, despite paying one hundred and forty pounds for them in JD Sports four hours earlier. Twenty three year old Hamish Richardson,...
View ArticleGirl’s Birthday “Cancelled” As Friend Forgets To Post Photo Montage On Social...
A girl has officially “cancelled” her birthday and brandished her friends as a “fucking disgrace”, after they failed to post a photo montage on social media. Twenty three year old admin assistant Leyla...
View ArticlePosting Videos To Make Friends Jealous On Social Media Now Number 1 Reason...
According to the latest social media statistics, posting videos to make your friends jealous is now the number one reason for people to go traveling. Wunderground sources revealed that the more common...
View ArticleClean Eating Lifestyle Bloggers All “Massive Bellends” Confirms Study
Research published this week, from the University of Oxbridge, has finally confirmed what many have speculated for years – that all clean eating lifestyle bloggers are in fact “massive bellends” who...
View ArticleGirl Happy To Go Home With Random Bloke But Won’t Accept Facebook Request...
A girl has declined a Facebook friend request from a man she has never met properly, claiming she doesn’t accept “randoms” and referring to his behaviour as “weird” and “creepy”. Twenty five year old,...
View ArticleFood Porn Shit For Wanking – Claims Disgrunteled Teenager
A disgruntled Welsh teenager has claimed that food porn is shit for wanking after watching nearly eight hours of Tasty videos on Facebook. Seventeen year old Josh Jones, whose parent have a safe search...
View ArticleEvery Single Person On Earth Referred To As “This One” At Some Point In 2016
A recent study carried out by the International Society of Name Calling (ISONC), has revealed that every single person on earth has been referred to as “this one” at some point during 2016. In what is...
View ArticleBeing At Boiler Room Automatically Makes You Dance “Three Times Twatier”
A recent report from the International Dancing Authority, or the IDA, claims that being on camera at a Boiler Room event automatically makes people dance “three times twatier”. While the report doesn’t...
View ArticleGroup Of Ket Heads Win Mannequin Challenge
A group of twenty something’s, who love getting bang on the ket, have been awarded first prize in the latest internet trend to bore regular people to tears, the mannequin challenge. It is believed the...
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